just a simple personal blog. with a lot of THG, cute puppies, and the occasional rant. enjoy.
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
this is the most horrifying mental image I’ve had put in my head all day
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom