mindofgemini:

adnrewscott:

angrybagel:

why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza

“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it

the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza

the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table

“it’s a deep dish!”

this is the most horrifying mental image I’ve had put in my head all day

(via tears-pain-and-gay)

(via peetasboxers-deactivated2013011)

commanderlizabiz:

princeichi:

gosh thor followed me into the bathroom

and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.

oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images

(Source: prince-ichi, via tears-pain-and-gay)

the world will be watching (x)
↳ the funniest scene → katniss finds the camera

(via jutcherson)

Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my best friend: 53484131846971

REBLOG this if you’re a female

Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)

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verythirsty:

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom

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Haymitch: mentor for the hunger games they said
Haymitch: there'll be ice they said.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY