why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
this is the most horrifying mental image I’ve had put in my head all day
September 2012
6 posts
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
- Boys who like me: 0
- Boys who like my best friend: 53484131846971
REBLOG this if you're a female
Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)
August 2012
382 posts
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
- Haymitch: mentor for the hunger games they said
- Haymitch: there'll be ice they said.
“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time
- me while editing: which looks better 39% opacity or 40%
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
jesus
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
